wax [waks]
verb (used with object)
1. what bugalu does to "dat ass"
noun
1. any of a group of substances composed of hydrocarbons, alcohols, fatty acids, and esters that are solid at ordinary temperatures.
so dave as you can see there are no oils in wax, you are clearly a fabricating ginger hussie. besides when i be'z "waxin dat ass" i use water or silicone based lubes only.
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but seriously the wax i prefer from personal experience is zaino, and it is not that expensive... probably causes cancer in cambodian babies or something, i have always been satisfied with it.