So.....I detect some frustration there Tom, maybe you outta start a new thread ie: Hey Noobie before you ask why dont you read this. You could post helpful hints there like: How to ask a question and not look stupid or Where you should look before you post or Read the Stickies or If you don't know what you're doing put down the tools.
I think the asking question is fine, just don't ask questions like " My car does this thing and I need someone to tell me what to change to fix it." Which generally is an open door for every suggestion in the world.
I found myself reading this the other day and it made me wonder if anyone bothers to read it.
Basic DIY diagnostics...let's begin..
Lots of good stuff there. Heh.