The only place you can get onion rings is from Hungry Jacks ( your Burger King )
Must say though im not that ugly , well you wouldnt call me a stud buy any stretch of the imagination 5'6" and old but when i went to the States 1999 for the whole 6 weeks girls were buying me drinks as long as i kept talking .Gee even the Cops loved us, we drove the whole time with number plates AUSTRALIA , the car was green and gold and we even got pictures with them at truck stations and not one of them said anything about the plates
Thing is most of our TV is american and honestly on TV you sound like us but when they have a real Aussie , that doesnt exaggerate , well you can hear the difference.