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why are we all talking about convicts etc thats how ausfailia was founded
new zealand was discovered by a famous dutchman who then said **** it didnt even land here and sodded off home
then a jolly high horse english man said "hip hip cherio" and darted over to make a holiday home, he then went home and the settlers he left were promptly eaten by the maoris the english man didnt like this so he said "hip hip ima kill you fools" and returned with settlers with guns who bought the land off the maoris (who now want it back ) and then shot some for good sport wait where was i going with this ??? screw it im going back to 4chan
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