You are all going to f--kin g hate me.

SamuraiSam · 02-19-2009, 02:56 AM

Hello. My name is Sam. I like to go around the internet and correct people who spread false information and sit on their computers and cause people to spend money on stupid sh*t they don't need and cheap out on the parts they do need.

I have been playing with cars, turning wrenches and doing basic EFI tuning for a little bit. I'm only 22 so I am really just starting on my learning curve and look forward to seeing what I can do with the SW20- I don't have much experience with them yet and look forward to learning how to go around a race track quickly in one.

How comfortable would you be handing over the keys of your most cherished possession to this punk ass barely-of-drinking-age youngster, self proclaimed Honda fanboy and former owner, (currently rockin' a Geo Metro)? ver. OBVIOUSBRAGPOST (and historical recap of cool cars owned by friends and customers worked on since 2003)

Who'll jump at the chance to beat the crap out of your car (on a dyno) and throw your SAFC in a bucket of race fuel and set it on fire if you ask him to install it?

Who has an undying love for ClubSi as the king of all single-make automotive forums?

BPU / breathing mods / stereo / GT2530's/manifolds/wastegate actuators/elbows/wideband o2 install / Power FC L-Jetro dyno tuning (Z32's & 720cc/datalogit/innovate LM-1 + Logworks

Who is such a car nerd that he spends his free time trying to compile an RB26 / R32-R34 wiki?

Fair amount of driving, some sliding sliding (with massive fail), photographing, SR20 mayhem, GT2871, 354whp on a Dynojet

, ended it's life far too early due to cutting costs w/turbo oil return lines and not enough gauges (oil pressure)

(now rebuilt and running with a new heart)

Has helped take apart/stumble around and throw wrenches at/tune (very amateurishly)/datalog (Power FC both L-Jetro & D-Jetro, Greddy eManage Ultimate, SAFC (god dammit), Hondata, Megasquirt, and others... such vehicles as the following:

(all cars pictured)

(besides the already shown cars on the left, which by the way was repaired in a Marysville Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot:

the mid-right gunmetal 'plainer' 32... armchair tuner datalog analysis, parking lot troubleshooting, years of bantering and advice in both directions)

half bridgeport, stock (ported) twins. Power FC D-Jetro. x2 'Secondary' injectors.

Arr Thirty Three- various free mods to try to make it go slightly less slower and slightly better around corners (Tired, beat up RB25)

Local Evergreen drifter cheap ebay product destruction and repair

(Sport Compact Car's former Project FD) Twinscroll GT35R turbo kit on an already built motor. PowerFC D-Jetro. No 'final' tune.

(various rotary related problems)

Worst of all he looks like a goon, works on (ferries?)

and wears too many bright colors:

Ben · 02-19-2009, 10:27 PM

Wow..................

masagsxr · 02-19-2009, 10:35 PM

Daym....

randomxzero · 02-19-2009, 10:41 PM

Everett · 02-19-2009, 10:47 PM

Amen bro!!!

mr29180 · 02-19-2009, 10:53 PM

Ahhhh ok....

canadam · 02-19-2009, 10:53 PM

Double post? ...a mod should clean this up.

PETC · 02-19-2009, 11:45 PM

I swear he's a much nicer person in real life. ROFL

Bryce Scotti · 02-20-2009, 12:19 AM

i dont get it?

Everett · 02-20-2009, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryce Scotti

i dont get it?

Ya, thats the point!

petedynamics · 02-20-2009, 02:13 AM

rick james? or tom leykis?

M.Bailey · 02-20-2009, 07:58 PM

umm?? I dig it and I'm thinking along the lines of Chuck Noris

petedynamics · 02-20-2009, 08:52 PM

lol, of course CHuck Norris; American hero....

como · 02-22-2009, 11:51 PM

Too much talking, but I'd like a metro. I want the little one, with 2 doors.

countyboy3188 · 02-23-2009, 12:17 AM

lol I don't think im gonna hate you. Welcome to the board man.

mr.asian.m2 · 02-23-2009, 02:29 AM

aaahhh....sure...ok.

fvillota · 02-23-2009, 08:16 AM

ok.............. i hate u just by ur pic.

Brcbianchi · 03-04-2009, 10:13 PM

hey would that happen to be the Meijer parking lot in marysville michigan lol if so man your my boy

Achaikos · 03-04-2009, 11:07 PM

lmao haha welcome man

02-19-2009, 02:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
SamuraiSam No Skills Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	You are all going to f--kin g hate me. Hello. My name is Sam. I like to go around the internet and correct people who spread false information and sit on their computers and cause people to spend money on stupid sh*t they don't need and cheap out on the parts they do need. I have been playing with cars, turning wrenches and doing basic EFI tuning for a little bit. I'm only 22 so I am really just starting on my learning curve and look forward to seeing what I can do with the SW20- I don't have much experience with them yet and look forward to learning how to go around a race track quickly in one. How comfortable would you be handing over the keys of your most cherished possession to this punk ass barely-of-drinking-age youngster, self proclaimed Honda fanboy and former owner, (currently rockin' a Geo Metro)? ver. OBVIOUSBRAGPOST (and historical recap of cool cars owned by friends and customers worked on since 2003) Who'll jump at the chance to beat the crap out of your car (on a dyno) and throw your SAFC in a bucket of race fuel and set it on fire if you ask him to install it? Who has an undying love for ClubSi as the king of all single-make automotive forums? BPU / breathing mods / stereo / GT2530's/manifolds/wastegate actuators/elbows/wideband o2 install / Power FC L-Jetro dyno tuning (Z32's & 720cc/datalogit/innovate LM-1 + Logworks Who is such a car nerd that he spends his free time trying to compile an RB26 / R32-R34 wiki? Fair amount of driving, some sliding sliding (with massive fail), photographing, SR20 mayhem, GT2871, 354whp on a Dynojet , ended it's life far too early due to cutting costs w/turbo oil return lines and not enough gauges (oil pressure) (now rebuilt and running with a new heart) Has helped take apart/stumble around and throw wrenches at/tune (very amateurishly)/datalog (Power FC both L-Jetro & D-Jetro, Greddy eManage Ultimate, SAFC (god dammit), Hondata, Megasquirt, and others... such vehicles as the following: (all cars pictured) (besides the already shown cars on the left, which by the way was repaired in a Marysville Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot: the mid-right gunmetal 'plainer' 32... armchair tuner datalog analysis, parking lot troubleshooting, years of bantering and advice in both directions) half bridgeport, stock (ported) twins. Power FC D-Jetro. x2 'Secondary' injectors. Arr Thirty Three- various free mods to try to make it go slightly less slower and slightly better around corners (Tired, beat up RB25) Local Evergreen drifter cheap ebay product destruction and repair (Sport Compact Car's former Project FD) Twinscroll GT35R turbo kit on an already built motor. PowerFC D-Jetro. No 'final' tune. (various rotary related problems) Worst of all he looks like a goon, works on (ferries?) and wears too many bright colors:

02-19-2009, 10:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
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02-19-2009, 10:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ben Same In The End Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Oceanside, CA / Reno, NV Posts: 3,927 Thanks: 18 Thanked 276 Times in 258 Posts My Google Map iTrader Rating: (11/100% )	Wow..................

02-19-2009, 10:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
masagsxr Cage Fighter Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Norwalk, CA Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 1 Thanked 76 Times in 76 Posts iTrader Rating: (1/100% )	Daym....

02-19-2009, 10:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
randomxzero Downshift to Reverse! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 562 Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 10 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )

02-19-2009, 10:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Everett Lovin' the curves! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Decatur,IL/Solomons,MD Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 42 Thanked 59 Times in 55 Posts My Google Map iTrader Rating: (7/100% )	Amen bro!!!

02-19-2009, 10:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
mr29180 Cage fighter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Frisco (bay area) Posts: 870 Thanks: 1 Thanked 29 Times in 25 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	Ahhhh ok....

02-19-2009, 11:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
PETC √(176400) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bellingham, WA Posts: 2,412 Thanks: 27 Thanked 53 Times in 45 Posts My Google Map iTrader Rating: (4/100% )	I swear he's a much nicer person in real life. ROFL

02-20-2009, 12:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
Bryce Scotti No Skills Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Bellingham WA Posts: 38 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	i dont get it?

02-20-2009, 02:13 AM	#11 (permalink)
petedynamics Some Skills Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Orange County ---- Posts: 293 Thanks: 13 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts iTrader Rating: (3/100% )	rick james? or tom leykis?

02-20-2009, 07:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
M.Bailey wrenching skills Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 119 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	umm?? I dig it and I'm thinking along the lines of Chuck Noris

02-20-2009, 08:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
petedynamics Some Skills Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Orange County ---- Posts: 293 Thanks: 13 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts iTrader Rating: (3/100% )	lol, of course CHuck Norris; American hero....

02-22-2009, 11:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
como Road Warrior Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Southern Maine Posts: 517 Thanks: 13 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	Too much talking, but I'd like a metro. I want the little one, with 2 doors.

02-23-2009, 12:17 AM	#15 (permalink)
countyboy3188 3s-gte swap under way!! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Buchanan,GA Posts: 479 Thanks: 15 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts My Google Map iTrader Rating: (6/100% )	lol I don't think im gonna hate you. Welcome to the board man.

02-23-2009, 02:29 AM	#16 (permalink)
mr.asian.m2 SoCal/houston's mr2 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: houston texas Posts: 1,274 Thanks: 20 Thanked 21 Times in 19 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	aaahhh....sure...ok.

02-23-2009, 08:16 AM	#17 (permalink)
fvillota Cage Fighter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: MIami Posts: 1,831 Thanks: 65 Thanked 28 Times in 28 Posts iTrader Rating: (6/100% )	ok.............. i hate u just by ur pic.

03-04-2009, 10:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
Brcbianchi No Skills Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	hey would that happen to be the Meijer parking lot in marysville michigan lol if so man your my boy

03-04-2009, 11:07 PM	#19 (permalink)
Achaikos No Skills Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 32 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	lmao haha welcome man