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Recklesss · 07-22-2009, 04:41 PM

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(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

muffinman · 07-22-2009, 04:42 PM

muffinman · 07-22-2009, 04:44 PM

muffinman · 07-22-2009, 04:45 PM

muffinman · 07-22-2009, 04:47 PM

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(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

Recklesss · 07-22-2009, 04:47 PM

DUDE! okay in all seriousness...

I just got a friggin text message (unrelated to tmfl) saying "Get local Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince showtimes on your phone!"

wtf....I haven't seen ANY of those movies, and never really wanted to. Are they THAT fantastic REALLY? So much so that my own phone company just assumes that I want to know all the local showtimes, so that i can schedule my world around it???

...wtf

grizzy225 · 07-22-2009, 04:48 PM

^^ to the pics

grizzy225 · 07-22-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Recklesss

DUDE! okay in all seriousness...

I just got a friggin text message (unrelated to tmfl) saying "Get local Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince showtimes on your phone!"

wtf....I haven't seen ANY of those movies, and never really wanted to. Are they THAT fantastic REALLY? So much so that my own phone company just assumes that I want to know all the local showtimes, so that i can schedule my world around it???

...wtf

your phone company is managed by a bunch of queers.... gayest movies of all time IMO

Recklesss · 07-22-2009, 04:50 PM

i watched half of one, and i had a few beers in me

apparently they had to turn it off cuz i was clowning on it too hard (same thing happened when my friends tried to make me watch F&F2)

muffinman · 07-22-2009, 04:55 PM

Recklesss · 07-22-2009, 04:57 PM

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(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

Recklesss · 07-22-2009, 07:59 PM

BAHAHAHA! This guy is awsome!

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(801): You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
(1-801): There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
(801): alright see you in the morning.

grizzy225 · 07-23-2009, 01:36 PM

yeah that was funny, lololol

not you though... dont think you could pull that off reckless...

jk

grizzy225 · 07-23-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by muffinman

http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/...8-05-21-06.jpg

Recklesss · 07-24-2009, 12:59 PM

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(205): i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A ****ING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!

grizzy225 · 07-24-2009, 01:39 PM

OMG!!! ive watched that show before!!!

its called 1,000 ways to die, they make their deaths humorous... i mean a carrot for crying out loud

theyre based on actual events too which makes it a little werid.... well its a learing show....
sh*t you shouldnt attempt to try cuz you might die,lol

Recklesss · 07-24-2009, 02:07 PM

what the FACK! how the fack did she do that? she trip and fall on it or what? how fackin large a carrot are we talking?

grizzy225 · 07-24-2009, 03:30 PM

well that episode i had my bf tell me about cuz didnt actually see that one

apparently she cleaned off the carrot... she was peeling it and mustve left like a lifted/jagged area which cut her insides and let air go up and kill her

something like that

muffinman · 07-24-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by grizzy225

well that episode i had my bf tell me about cuz didnt actually see that one

apparently she cleaned off the carrot... she was peeling it and mustve left like a lifted/jagged area which cut her insides and let air go up and kill her

something like that

it was a reverse fart?

grizzy225 · 07-24-2009, 04:00 PM

LMAO!!!

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Recklesss Ruler of Signatures Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oregon Posts: 359 Thanks: 6 Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	DUDE! okay in all seriousness... I just got a friggin text message (unrelated to tmfl) saying "Get local Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince showtimes on your phone!" wtf....I haven't seen ANY of those movies, and never really wanted to. Are they THAT fantastic REALLY? So much so that my own phone company just assumes that I want to know all the local showtimes, so that i can schedule my world around it??? ...wtf

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Recklesss Ruler of Signatures Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oregon Posts: 359 Thanks: 6 Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	i watched half of one, and i had a few beers in me apparently they had to turn it off cuz i was clowning on it too hard (same thing happened when my friends tried to make me watch F&F2)

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grizzy225 Cage Fighter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CT Posts: 355 Thanks: 44 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	yeah that was funny, lololol not you though... dont think you could pull that off reckless... jk

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grizzy225 Cage Fighter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CT Posts: 355 Thanks: 44 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	OMG!!! ive watched that show before!!! its called 1,000 ways to die, they make their deaths humorous... i mean a carrot for crying out loud theyre based on actual events too which makes it a little werid.... well its a learing show.... sh*t you shouldnt attempt to try cuz you might die,lol

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Recklesss Ruler of Signatures Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oregon Posts: 359 Thanks: 6 Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	what the FACK! how the fack did she do that? she trip and fall on it or what? how fackin large a carrot are we talking?

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grizzy225 Cage Fighter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CT Posts: 355 Thanks: 44 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	well that episode i had my bf tell me about cuz didnt actually see that one apparently she cleaned off the carrot... she was peeling it and mustve left like a lifted/jagged area which cut her insides and let air go up and kill her something like that

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grizzy225 Cage Fighter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CT Posts: 355 Thanks: 44 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	LMAO!!!