Douche next door - Page 2

Ghost Ridah · 11-02-2009, 11:21 AM

If he can see your car from his window, get his windows with a paintball gun or airsoft gun. I would prefer paintball because you can break the window and then paint his interior. Brake fluid on the paint, super glue on the windshield wipers, take a pair of pliers and pull out all of his valve stems, pile trash up to the top of his front door (with a lot of feces), that's all I have for now.

328FTW · 11-02-2009, 11:30 AM

Guy tried to staunch me out, I got home and I saw a car backing out of his place so I stopped my mkI and watched to see who was driving to see if it was his car. Anyway I see it's him and pull into my driveway and he reverses up to my drive blocking it and did the "I'm a douchebag rolling with my bois showing off how macho I am" look with all his "bois" swearing and jeering in the back of their evo 8. His car is as loud and annoying as mine so I'm a little confused as to what his problem is.

Anyway I have 4 litres of CV grease that is going to be of use in the near future and if I can get the car rego I would like to fu** with his mind by doing things like changing the ownership into some randoms name. Basically I'm just well amused by doing things like that.

grizzy225 · 11-02-2009, 11:36 AM

do you have the guys name and phone number?

we can all put that to good use

can you spare a few gallons of oil? maybe grease of some sort? how do you feel about painting? if your answer is yes and dont mind at all then you should redo his driveway... house... pool?

i also like the coolant in the gas tank trick...

328FTW · 11-02-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by grizzy225

do you have the guys name and phone number?

we can all put that to good use

Working on it I'll see if I can get some of his mail that is overflowing the box. It seems he is just a di**head, I'm rather sick of people in general this year it would be nice to get my own little bit of satisfaction back.

Ncturnal · 11-02-2009, 11:46 AM

Soak a big bowl of cheerios in water until they are soggy, maybe throw in a bunch of sugar for good measure, and then dump them on his car (preferably when they will be able to sit there for a while and dry out. Once they dry they'll have to pop each one off and it will leave little rings everywhere.

Recklesss · 11-02-2009, 12:14 PM

Sh*t on the coats!

mr3 · 11-02-2009, 12:18 PM

Take his lug nuts off.

Recklesss · 11-02-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mr3

Take his lug nuts off.

dude seriously, untorque two opposite corners (for instance front right, left rear OR front left, right rear).

Once ONE wheel comes off, the other will follow almost immediately, thereby creating an epic spin.

Hope you dont have children in your neighborhood.

shimric · 11-02-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mr3

Take his lug nuts off.

Epic. Do this.

grizzy225 · 11-02-2009, 12:36 PM

Yes.. That's the best one
Also requires very little effort.

Recklesss · 11-02-2009, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr3

Take his nuts off.

grizzy225 · 11-02-2009, 01:31 PM

You know what would be really bad a s s...

You find a way to get HIS paintball gun then wait till he gets home or whatever wait till he's there and sees you too then start shooting his car then aim for him... get a few nut shots and facials. Lmfao

grizzy225 · 11-02-2009, 01:31 PM

You know what would be really bad a s s...

You find a way to get HIS paintball gun then wait till he gets home or whatever wait till he's there and sees you too then start shooting his car then aim for him... get a few nut shots and facials. Lmfao

IDon'tKnow · 11-02-2009, 02:54 PM

First of all, if you have any witnesses, call the police and have it documented that he damaged your property so you can recoup damages.

Once all of that is blown over and you've been monetarily compensated you can worry about your pride.

If I were you I would be perfectly recompensed by calling him a few names in front of his friends and somehow cornering him into racing for pinks. If you need to you can put yourself on the bottle for the race and then completely rebuild a few parts of your car with the money you get for his EVO8.

mr3 · 11-02-2009, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grizzy225

You know what would be really bad a s s...

get a few nut shots and facials. Lmfao

Now we know what you're into...

MR JAS · 11-02-2009, 03:20 PM

wow great to see how a board pulls together to **** with a douchbag
anyway anything we do we are doing tonight not 100% sure what it will be but the likely scenarios include using the 4 liters of thick cv grease we aquired to fill his letter box and paint his shiny white driveway

also if he leaves his car outside we have a valve stem remover and epoxy to put in the valve stem after its flat

MR JAS · 11-02-2009, 03:26 PM

also roadtrip today to pick up a new toyota windom can anyone say 3vz

David · 11-02-2009, 05:18 PM

Spell out something in his lawn with gas, then light it. Then tape a flaming bag of dog **** to a brick, and throw it through a window of the house or car. Also, I hear sausage smeared onto a car will peal the paint. Mix and match these 3 ideas with previously mentioned ones for ultimate win.

rande · 11-02-2009, 05:24 PM

Pour milk or liquid fish bait in the air intake vents of his car.

Recklesss · 11-02-2009, 05:26 PM

tell him a good joke

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11-02-2009, 11:21 AM	#21 (permalink)
Ghost Ridah The Diet Coke of Skills Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 142 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	If he can see your car from his window, get his windows with a paintball gun or airsoft gun. I would prefer paintball because you can break the window and then paint his interior. Brake fluid on the paint, super glue on the windshield wipers, take a pair of pliers and pull out all of his valve stems, pile trash up to the top of his front door (with a lot of feces), that's all I have for now.

11-02-2009, 11:30 AM	#22 (permalink)
328FTW 3vzfe tinkering Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 1,531 Thanks: 12 Thanked 99 Times in 83 Posts My Google Map iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	Guy tried to staunch me out, I got home and I saw a car backing out of his place so I stopped my mkI and watched to see who was driving to see if it was his car. Anyway I see it's him and pull into my driveway and he reverses up to my drive blocking it and did the "I'm a douchebag rolling with my bois showing off how macho I am" look with all his "bois" swearing and jeering in the back of their evo 8. His car is as loud and annoying as mine so I'm a little confused as to what his problem is. Anyway I have 4 litres of CV grease that is going to be of use in the near future and if I can get the car rego I would like to fu** with his mind by doing things like changing the ownership into some randoms name. Basically I'm just well amused by doing things like that.

11-02-2009, 11:36 AM	#23 (permalink)
grizzy225 Cage Fighter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CT Posts: 355 Thanks: 44 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	do you have the guys name and phone number? we can all put that to good use can you spare a few gallons of oil? maybe grease of some sort? how do you feel about painting? if your answer is yes and dont mind at all then you should redo his driveway... house... pool? i also like the coolant in the gas tank trick...

11-02-2009, 12:14 PM	#26 (permalink)
Recklesss Ruler of Signatures Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oregon Posts: 359 Thanks: 6 Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	Sh*t on the coats!

11-02-2009, 12:18 PM	#27 (permalink)
mr3 Cage Fighter Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Plymouth Mtg, Pa Posts: 848 Thanks: 19 Thanked 26 Times in 25 Posts iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	Take his lug nuts off.

11-02-2009, 12:36 PM	#30 (permalink)
grizzy225 Cage Fighter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CT Posts: 355 Thanks: 44 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	Yes.. That's the best one Also requires very little effort.

11-02-2009, 01:31 PM	#32 (permalink)
grizzy225 Cage Fighter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CT Posts: 355 Thanks: 44 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	You know what would be really bad a s s... You find a way to get HIS paintball gun then wait till he gets home or whatever wait till he's there and sees you too then start shooting his car then aim for him... get a few nut shots and facials. Lmfao

11-02-2009, 01:31 PM	#33 (permalink)
grizzy225 Cage Fighter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CT Posts: 355 Thanks: 44 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	You know what would be really bad a s s... You find a way to get HIS paintball gun then wait till he gets home or whatever wait till he's there and sees you too then start shooting his car then aim for him... get a few nut shots and facials. Lmfao

11-02-2009, 02:54 PM	#34 (permalink)
IDon'tKnow but I can find out. Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Huntsville, AL Posts: 131 Thanks: 4 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts iTrader Rating: (1/100% )	First of all, if you have any witnesses, call the police and have it documented that he damaged your property so you can recoup damages. Once all of that is blown over and you've been monetarily compensated you can worry about your pride. If I were you I would be perfectly recompensed by calling him a few names in front of his friends and somehow cornering him into racing for pinks. If you need to you can put yourself on the bottle for the race and then completely rebuild a few parts of your car with the money you get for his EVO8.

11-02-2009, 03:20 PM	#36 (permalink)
MR JAS Always blow on the pie Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: hamilton new zealand Posts: 356 Thanks: 7 Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	wow great to see how a board pulls together to **** with a douchbag anyway anything we do we are doing tonight not 100% sure what it will be but the likely scenarios include using the 4 liters of thick cv grease we aquired to fill his letter box and paint his shiny white driveway also if he leaves his car outside we have a valve stem remover and epoxy to put in the valve stem after its flat

11-02-2009, 03:26 PM	#37 (permalink)
MR JAS Always blow on the pie Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: hamilton new zealand Posts: 356 Thanks: 7 Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	also roadtrip today to pick up a new toyota windom can anyone say 3vz

11-02-2009, 05:18 PM	#38 (permalink)
David Take a picture trick! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, Fl. Posts: 1,293 Thanks: 111 Thanked 25 Times in 25 Posts My Google Map iTrader Rating: (4/100% )	Spell out something in his lawn with gas, then light it. Then tape a flaming bag of dog **** to a brick, and throw it through a window of the house or car. Also, I hear sausage smeared onto a car will peal the paint. Mix and match these 3 ideas with previously mentioned ones for ultimate win.

11-02-2009, 05:24 PM	#39 (permalink)
rande Too many 2's Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: KC Posts: 64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	Pour milk or liquid fish bait in the air intake vents of his car.

11-02-2009, 05:26 PM	#40 (permalink)
Recklesss Ruler of Signatures Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oregon Posts: 359 Thanks: 6 Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	tell him a good joke