Douche next door

[STLMR2na]

if you can unbolt his exhaust so his car will be louder than #%@ and throw the bolts away

and if there are dents in your car dent his back

you can take a drill bit through all the locks on his car
and if he has a remote, break his his handles

paint weiners all over his windows, he'll think it's washable window paint, and it's not a big deal....until he finds out it doesn't come off

hope some of this helps

[wagonis]

Originally Posted by IDon'tKnow

Just let it go man. If you didn't punk him the very moment he was vandalizing your car you've missed your opportunity. You also failed to call the authorities in a reasonable time frame so you've also pretty much shot your chance of getting the damage repairs paid for.

If you can't just let it go, do exactly the same thing to his car that he did to your and do it while he is watching. I suspect he will try to do something about it right away. When he gets in your face about it, take the above advise, and break his nose with your forehead.

Well said

[Recklesss]

I think this thread title would be a good name for a movie...

[grizzy225]

Originally Posted by wagonis

Swap his Evo badges with WRX badges

[wagonis]

Originally Posted by Recklesss

I think this thread title would be a good name for a movie...

Sounds like that could be the next Kevin Smith movie. A movie about living next door to Jay as seen from the eyes of Silent Bob.

Originally Posted by grizzy225

Thanks griz, I figured someone had to find that funny besides me.

[traintech86]

i did, you could also put a regular lancer badge on it... good times

[GrandpaGofast]

Grandpa weighs in:
As much fun as it is plotting revenge, karma (Especially CAR Karma) always comes 'round and bites you in the ass. It will bite him in the ass w/ out you doing anything.
GP

[wagonis]

Can he help karma make it happen?

[MR JAS]

ok 328ftw has gone to australia so im not sure if hes going to be posting for nxt couple of weeks
last night we wandered down to sadi douche's house but before we did anything illegal we noticed since its an apartment complex they have security cameras

this morning however the guy moved his car out of the garage and we now know the number plate

also to reinforce the fact he deserves this 328 was reversing his navara with a trailor with a toyota windom out of his driveway onto the road the guy just came walking over and started just talking **** like "your going to hit those cars ...c*nt" etc etc

as much as an ass ****pin was in order we had an exam to go to

[STLMR2na]

MR JAS
i have no idea what you are saying?


clearer english please

[David]

Originally Posted by MR JAS

O.K. 328ftw has gone to Australia, so I'm not sure if he's going to be posting for the next couple of weeks.
Last night we wandered down to said douche's house, but before we did anything illegal we noticed that because it's an apartment complex, they have security cameras.

This morning however, the guy moved his car out of the garage and we now know the [license] plate number.

Also to reinforce the fact that he [douche in question] deserves this, 328 was reversing his Navara with a trailor with a Toyota Windom out of his driveway and onto the road. The guy [douche in question] just came walking over and started just talking ****, like "You're going to hit those cars...cunt" etc, etc

As much as an ass beating was in order, we had an exam to attend.

Better?

[MR JAS]

Originally Posted by David

Better?

much
i was in a rush normally i check what i write to reduce the "fush and chups" factor

[Medusa]

It's okay, he speaks American and you speak...New Zealand-ish? Anyways, I understood what you meant.

[MR JAS]

Originally Posted by Medusa

It's okay, he speaks American and you speak...New Zealand-ish? Anyways, I understood what you meant.

chur chur bro
"always blow on the pie"

[PETC]

"New Zealand Police is the lead agency responsible for reducing crime and enhancing community safety. We provide policing services 24 hours a day and operate from more than 400 community-based police stations around the country.
New Zealand Police operate by land, sea and air, and with more than 11,000 staff we respond to more than 600,000 emergency 111 calls each year."

You guys have a national police agency? Scary... (Although I guess if they're just going around giving people advice on how not to burn the roof of their mouth all to **** they can't be all that bad...)

Also. Why is your emergency number 111? That sounds waaay too easy to accidentally dial when drunkenly mashing on your phone.

[Medusa]

My phone has mysteriously unlocked itself, dialed 911, and called it, all while it was in my pocket.

To unlock my phone you have to hold one button and then press another. It's not just a little slide button or something on the edge.

[reaxion07]

^What kind of phone do you have?

[MR JAS]

Originally Posted by PETC

Why is your emergency number 111?

if you remove the phone jack from a phone lick your finger and tap the exposed copper conections it is equilvelent to dialing a 1 so with just a phone cord in nz you can at least alert the emergency services somethings up

[Medusa]

LG Glance.

[328FTW]

I wish things could have eventuated from this for epic win but I'm 90890324km away at the moment so blerg. On the plus side the aussie weather is niiiiice compard to New Failand it's like 30 C here all day which is win lol.