Douche next door

328FTW · 11-01-2009, 10:56 PM

Alright so lately some guy has been shooting at my mkI with a paintball gun because he is an epic douchebag who just looks like a right asswipe in every way. Anyway I think his friends have been winding him up to keep doing this and he acts all like he is all macho hard man Mr Proud popping shots from his balcony at my car. And that paintball gun is not weak thing dents metal when it hits panel steel.

I'll admit the reason he is probably pissy is that my car is 324908092384x louder than it should be and I peel out often in the street but I'm young and stupid so it's what I do besides the neighbours are always throwing parties and I don't bitch to them. He could have at least talked to me or left a letter rather than acting like a 12 year old and shooting at my mkI. Sooooooo I'm going to act just as 12 year old and do something to him for hitting my car but it has to be good, funny, distasteful and hilarious because I'm leaving the country on Wednesday for Australia for a holiday so want to do a final fu** you and goodbye before I leave and don't come back for a while.

So far I've thought of putting an airbag in the letterbox and setting it off blowing it sky high. Also fireworks are on sale right now a bundle hiffed up on his balcony could be funny. Or just peeling out on his nice white driveway on the way to the airport

Also I don't know if he has a car if he does I'm messing with that somehow but if someone can come up with something so hilariously win I can do just for the lolz I'll see if I can pull it off just to act like the immature spiteful little sh** I am

So people of off topic show me what creative douchebag retaliation ideas you can come up with better than the lame ones I come up with....something with class

Don't Worry, It's Just Me · 11-01-2009, 11:35 PM

just throw some little porcelain chunks at a few of his car windows (again if he has one). Rear window work very well.

shimric · 11-01-2009, 11:52 PM

Set his yard on fire.
Set his house on fire.
Get an airsoft gun and shoot out his car/house windows.
Call cops complaining about a funky reefer smell coming from his house.
Call cops explain neighbor has tons of weird people coming over at all times of the day/night. Maybe selling cocaina.
Put a brick through his car window.
Molotov cocktail into car window.
Pour lime around his yard.
The good ol' bag of dog **** on fire, on his front porch.
Bag of **** in mailbox.

I wouldn't do any of these because they are evil. If I were you I'd just talk to him like a civilized adult. But that's just me.

mr.asian.m2 · 11-01-2009, 11:57 PM

burn his car

bean · 11-02-2009, 12:00 AM

stop being a passive bitch

mr.asian.m2 · 11-02-2009, 12:03 AM

burn his car. then, talk to him like a civilized adult

Ku-sama · 11-02-2009, 12:18 AM

fill his mailbox top to bottom, back to front with poop. then piss on his door knob, tag his house (spray paint), put something awesome somewhere. who knows.

328FTW · 11-02-2009, 12:28 AM

I'm hardly civilised I would rather do something dumb then leave the country for the fun of it, he didn't ask before pelting my car with pellets either.

Calling the cops and saying he is shooting at me has profit potential as well simply because I'm going to sit back and watch the show almost no effort required.

Mr2Turboneous · 11-02-2009, 12:29 AM

Are You sure you were peeling out in a mkI I dont think those can do that lol. Its only cool if theres two black streaks and your car has more ponies then my grandmas saturn. And loud N/a 1.6 L that sound like pooping and top out at 80 are not cool or funny its a discrace that you weenies turn mr2s into rice mobiles, and quiet pathetic that you act like your pos is woth getting on line and talking about it. grow up and buy a real MR2 and maybe people will stop shiiting on you Id probably shoot your car too and you in the face kuz your such a puss that you let people shoot your car and you dont say anything to them. maybe you should talk to him instead of being such a dousch bag

MR JAS · 11-02-2009, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr2Turboneous

Are You sure you were peeling out in a mkI I dont think those can do that lol. Its only cool if theres two black streaks and your car has more ponies then my grandmas saturn. And loud N/a 1.6 L that sound like pooping and top out at 80 are not cool or funny its a discrace that you weenies turn mr2s into rice mobiles, and quiet pathetic that you act like your pos is woth getting on line and talking about it. grow up and buy a real MR2 and maybe people will stop shiiting on you Id probably shoot your car too and you in the face kuz your such a puss that you let people shoot your car and you dont say anything to them. maybe you should talk to him instead of being such a dousch bag

we have three things in mr2s here in nz you dont
1. superchargers
2.manual gearboxs
3. maserati exhausts

MRH · 11-02-2009, 12:43 AM

just call the cops. get your car painted for the road trip(with the money he needs to pay you). and maybe buy a few beers.

-H

328FTW · 11-02-2009, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr2Turboneous

Are You sure you were peeling out in a mkI I dont think those can do that lol. Its only cool if theres two black streaks and your car has more ponies then my grandmas saturn. And loud N/a 1.6 L that sound like pooping and top out at 80 are not cool or funny its a discrace that you weenies turn mr2s into rice mobiles, and quiet pathetic that you act like your pos is woth getting on line and talking about it. grow up and buy a real MR2 and maybe people will stop shiiting on you Id probably shoot your car too and you in the face kuz your such a puss that you let people shoot your car and you dont say anything to them. maybe you should talk to him instead of being such a dousch bag

Rather be a douchebag kthx for trolling

Quote:

Originally Posted by MRH

just call the cops. get your car painted for the road trip(with the money he needs to pay you). and maybe buy a few beers.

-H

Serious consideration even better if he hits me and makes a bruise he will get that thing confiscated and possibly a fine and I will lol so sooo hard

LeePeyton · 11-02-2009, 12:52 AM

If he has a car return some dents. If you want to fix it for real, just kick his ass or at least try. Make sure to start with a head butt to the nose cause from there no matter who wins or loses he'll remember.

good luck.

Beau Corso · 11-02-2009, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr2Turboneous

Are You sure you were peeling out in a mkI I dont think those can do that lol. Its only cool if theres two black streaks and your car has more ponies then my grandmas saturn. And loud N/a 1.6 L that sound like pooping and top out at 80 are not cool or funny its a discrace that you weenies turn mr2s into rice mobiles, and quiet pathetic that you act like your pos is woth getting on line and talking about it. grow up and buy a real MR2 and maybe people will stop shiiting on you Id probably shoot your car too and you in the face kuz your such a puss that you let people shoot your car and you dont say anything to them. maybe you should talk to him instead of being such a dousch bag

epic troll!

edit: after reading some of your other posts, maybe i was wrong. maybe you really are just an idiot.

328ftw, just kick his ass.

Mister2.2 · 11-02-2009, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Ku-sama

put something awesome somewhere. who knows.

omfg. hilarious.

Denz · 11-02-2009, 03:42 AM

Dude, what area is this in, I could lend a hand for stand over tactics.
Or
OR
ORRRR
Super glue in this locks, car, house, everything mu hu hahaha

mr3 · 11-02-2009, 08:40 AM

Saran wrap his car,
Use that foam stuff for sealing windows in the door jams of his car (or home)
M90's in the mailbox,
Poop under door handles or door knobs,
Nice drift across his lawn or driveway,
Bring a few of your friends with loud cars and do a few burnouts.

lsgheero · 11-02-2009, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr2Turboneous

Are You sure you were peeling out in a mkI I dont think those can do that lol. Its only cool if theres two black streaks and your car has more ponies then my grandmas saturn. And loud N/a 1.6 L that sound like pooping and top out at 80 are not cool or funny its a discrace that you weenies turn mr2s into rice mobiles, and quiet pathetic that you act like your pos is woth getting on line and talking about it. grow up and buy a real MR2 and maybe people will stop shiiting on you Id probably shoot your car too and you in the face kuz your such a puss that you let people shoot your car and you dont say anything to them. maybe you should talk to him instead of being such a dousch bag

Thinks he doesnt know about the 3s-gte in 328ftw's car lol.... yes I believe he can do burnouts very well.... and I also believe that his car may just have more ponies then your grandmas saturn... at least 30-40 more....

grizzy225 · 11-02-2009, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by mr.asian.m2

burn his car

+1,000,000

or buy a tub of paint thinner and shoot at his car with a nice super soaker(might as well have fun)

loving the brick idea... right through the front and rear windshields...

or you could smash his windows... buy a giant years supply of honey or something equivalent and let it rain in there...

just a few things i would enjoy watching on youtube in the near future,lmaoo

fvillota · 11-02-2009, 11:10 AM

you can sneak at night and drop brake fluid all over his paint and by the morning when he notices it you'll be able to peel back the paint and leave it on the metal

11-01-2009, 10:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
328FTW 3vzfe tinkering Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 1,531 Thanks: 12 Thanked 99 Times in 83 Posts My Google Map iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	Douche next door Alright so lately some guy has been shooting at my mkI with a paintball gun because he is an epic douchebag who just looks like a right asswipe in every way. Anyway I think his friends have been winding him up to keep doing this and he acts all like he is all macho hard man Mr Proud popping shots from his balcony at my car. And that paintball gun is not weak thing dents metal when it hits panel steel. I'll admit the reason he is probably pissy is that my car is 324908092384x louder than it should be and I peel out often in the street but I'm young and stupid so it's what I do besides the neighbours are always throwing parties and I don't bitch to them. He could have at least talked to me or left a letter rather than acting like a 12 year old and shooting at my mkI. Sooooooo I'm going to act just as 12 year old and do something to him for hitting my car but it has to be good, funny, distasteful and hilarious because I'm leaving the country on Wednesday for Australia for a holiday so want to do a final fu you and goodbye before I leave and don't come back for a while. So far I've thought of putting an airbag in the letterbox and setting it off blowing it sky high. Also fireworks are on sale right now a bundle hiffed up on his balcony could be funny. Or just peeling out on his nice white driveway on the way to the airport Also I don't know if he has a car if he does I'm messing with that somehow but if someone can come up with something so hilariously win I can do just for the lolz I'll see if I can pull it off just to act like the immature spiteful little sh I am So people of off topic show me what creative douchebag retaliation ideas you can come up with better than the lame ones I come up with....something with class

11-01-2009, 11:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
shimric Führer of OT!!! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,394 Thanks: 40 Thanked 45 Times in 38 Posts Blog Entries: 1 iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	Set his yard on fire. Set his house on fire. Get an airsoft gun and shoot out his car/house windows. Call cops complaining about a funky reefer smell coming from his house. Call cops explain neighbor has tons of weird people coming over at all times of the day/night. Maybe selling cocaina. Put a brick through his car window. Molotov cocktail into car window. Pour lime around his yard. The good ol' bag of dog ** on fire, on his front porch. Bag of ** in mailbox. I wouldn't do any of these because they are evil. If I were you I'd just talk to him like a civilized adult. But that's just me. Last edited by shimric; 11-01-2009 at 11:58 PM.

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11-01-2009, 11:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Don't Worry, It's Just Me I'll have skills someday! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Minnetonka, MN Posts: 683 Thanks: 18 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts iTrader Rating: (3/100% )	just throw some little porcelain chunks at a few of his car windows (again if he has one). Rear window work very well.

11-01-2009, 11:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
mr.asian.m2 SoCal/houston's mr2 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: houston texas Posts: 1,274 Thanks: 20 Thanked 21 Times in 19 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	burn his car

11-02-2009, 12:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
bean 91 NA Hardtop Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: SC Posts: 522 Thanks: 16 Thanked 15 Times in 14 Posts iTrader Rating: (3/100% )	stop being a passive bitch

11-02-2009, 12:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
mr.asian.m2 SoCal/houston's mr2 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: houston texas Posts: 1,274 Thanks: 20 Thanked 21 Times in 19 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	burn his car. then, talk to him like a civilized adult

11-02-2009, 12:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ku-sama Cage Fighter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Germantown, MD Posts: 1,464 Thanks: 8 Thanked 31 Times in 31 Posts My Google Map iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	fill his mailbox top to bottom, back to front with poop. then piss on his door knob, tag his house (spray paint), put something awesome somewhere. who knows.

11-02-2009, 12:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
328FTW 3vzfe tinkering Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 1,531 Thanks: 12 Thanked 99 Times in 83 Posts My Google Map iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	I'm hardly civilised I would rather do something dumb then leave the country for the fun of it, he didn't ask before pelting my car with pellets either. Calling the cops and saying he is shooting at me has profit potential as well simply because I'm going to sit back and watch the show almost no effort required.

11-02-2009, 12:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mr2Turboneous huh? Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 27 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	Are You sure you were peeling out in a mkI I dont think those can do that lol. Its only cool if theres two black streaks and your car has more ponies then my grandmas saturn. And loud N/a 1.6 L that sound like pooping and top out at 80 are not cool or funny its a discrace that you weenies turn mr2s into rice mobiles, and quiet pathetic that you act like your pos is woth getting on line and talking about it. grow up and buy a real MR2 and maybe people will stop shiiting on you Id probably shoot your car too and you in the face kuz your such a puss that you let people shoot your car and you dont say anything to them. maybe you should talk to him instead of being such a dousch bag

11-02-2009, 12:43 AM	#11 (permalink)
MRH 5SF-TorquE Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Middle TN Posts: 447 Thanks: 50 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	just call the cops. get your car painted for the road trip(with the money he needs to pay you). and maybe buy a few beers. -H

11-02-2009, 12:52 AM	#13 (permalink)
LeePeyton Building Motor from Hell Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Tennessee/USA Posts: 204 Thanks: 5 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	If he has a car return some dents. If you want to fix it for real, just kick his ass or at least try. Make sure to start with a head butt to the nose cause from there no matter who wins or loses he'll remember. good luck.

11-02-2009, 03:42 AM	#16 (permalink)
Denz Cage Fighter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Hamilton, New Zealand Posts: 284 Thanks: 2 Thanked 13 Times in 13 Posts iTrader Rating: (0/0% )	Dude, what area is this in, I could lend a hand for stand over tactics. Or OR ORRRR Super glue in this locks, car, house, everything mu hu hahaha

11-02-2009, 08:40 AM	#17 (permalink)
mr3 Cage Fighter Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Plymouth Mtg, Pa Posts: 848 Thanks: 19 Thanked 26 Times in 25 Posts iTrader Rating: (2/100% )	Saran wrap his car, Use that foam stuff for sealing windows in the door jams of his car (or home) M90's in the mailbox, Poop under door handles or door knobs, Nice drift across his lawn or driveway, Bring a few of your friends with loud cars and do a few burnouts.

11-02-2009, 11:10 AM	#20 (permalink)
fvillota Cage Fighter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: MIami Posts: 1,832 Thanks: 65 Thanked 28 Times in 28 Posts iTrader Rating: (6/100% )	you can sneak at night and drop brake fluid all over his paint and by the morning when he notices it you'll be able to peel back the paint and leave it on the metal